Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
i need some magic done to my vagina
I have post one night stand depression
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