It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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