Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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