And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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