I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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