I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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