I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
