im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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