My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
