is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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