I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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