Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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