So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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