ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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