take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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