O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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