fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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