Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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