Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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