He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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