I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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