so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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