just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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