Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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