My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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