The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
there is puke in my bra ... again
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