I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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