Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
