Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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