So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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