Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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