He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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