Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I have demons in me.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize