My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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