I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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