I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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