I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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