kristin has been a bad kristin
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
