well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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