so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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