I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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