You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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