Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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