Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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