dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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