Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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