i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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