Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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