I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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