thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
so that wasnt chicken after all
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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