oh god the rape fog is back!
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
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just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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