Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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