So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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