Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
