I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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