a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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