Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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