She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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